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you can be my black cake boss tonight.
this is the most quality caption. you are a genius shannon.
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT FLOUR.
Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.
The best living or dead, hands down, ahh?
Let’s talk more bread right now, ahh?Ain’t no question if I want it, I knead it.
Taking my inner child, I’m fighting for custard, see
With these responsibilities that they entrusted me
As I look down at my flaky-crusted treats.
I treat the batch the way the government treats AIDS, I won’t be satisfied til all my n——s get it, get it?
The way I knead dough, I could stand here in a speedo and look like a cookin’ hero!
