Hamburgers.
1. I’m allergic. It’s like a “Why must they taunt my white blood cells?!?” kind of attitude.
2. Tastes bad to me. Always hated the little bundle. What do I get at burger king you ask? Chicken Fries-chicken in a rather large fry form AND they are good every time. There is no room for error when making them (unlike hamburgers) AND you can’t accidentally leave the pickles on chicken fries, now can you?
(man I’m being really gratuitous with these self-centered posts……well you can have all of the GPYOWs you want, I’m going to keep on complaining to you all. Might be enlightening, who knows.)
Honestly? For the second time, you’re turning your own personal misfortune into the basis for a vendetta against otherwise delicious foodstuff. First, “Oh, my milk is spoilt. Milk sucks,” and now, “I’m too much of a girl to handle a burger. Good thing they taste awful. I totally wouldn’t want to eat one even if I could handle it.” Take a tip from me: next time your tummy-wummy can’t handle a pillar of American cuisine (yes, “American cuisine” is said tongue-in-cheek), quit trying to justify yourself and be man enough to admit you’re a little girl.
