Nogood Boyo

Dec 17

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“When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.” — Vonnegut (via sarahneff)

Dec 15

Wisdom teeth are out! Unfortunately, that's the only upside, because I didn't get cool drugs

andrewmcclain:

I don’t even know what they’re called, but I took two of ‘em and feel a wee bit lightheaded and that’s all.

…awful

Yeah, that’s what happened to me, too. The coolest thing my painkillers did was make me forget most of season 5 of Scrubs after I had watched it, so I got to watch it again.

Instead of studying for my final psychology:

I read this article (via psychotherapy) about psychology.

So, I’m considering asking for a pair of toms for Christmas. Just one pair. Plain navy blue, nothing crazy. Rationally, I feel fine about the idea, but something inside me feels wary about the idea of toms.

Thoughts?

All I need is the "U"

• Tim: Yeah, any STDs they have you'd have gotten from me.
• John: You think you're such a stud.
• Tim: I put the "S-T-D" in STUD.
• John: And all I need is the "U."
• John and Tim: *Peals of laughter. Tim's cigarette falls from his mouth.*
• Tim: Let's never make a joke again, because we will never top that exchange.

Dec 14

(via andrewmcclain)

I retweeted it, so to be consistent I have to reblog this as well, I think.

from Kanye West's "Glow In The Dark Tour" coffee-table book, in an interview with Spike Jones

• Kanye: I'm like a Will Ferrell character in real life. It's like the real version of "Step Brothers" or something, or Ricky Bobby.
• Spike Jonze: I didn't see that movie. Are they stunted?
• Kanye: It seems like they're complete idiots, but they really just speak exactly what they feel. There's little baby Tourette's going on.