The Strokes - “Take It Or Leave It”
Man, Julian Casablancas even makes (literal) tripping cool.
Thanks for coffee shops and for pipes. I enjoy them very much. Also, thanks for learning—it’s pretty cool when I get around to it. I look forward to seeing you.
Sincerely,
Tim
the new rock out with your cock out?
(Which, Aubry informs me, was the new hang out with your wang out.)
Appendix:
Chill out with your dill out (Aubry).
Or: chill in with your dill in (Aubry).
Man-handle with your panhandle (Aubry).
Or: Panhandle with your man-handle (John).
Stood out with your wood out (Aubry).
Tim’s gay (Rachel).
Run out with your gun out (Me).
Meet up with your meat up (John).
Stick up with your dick up (a Tim and Aubry collaboration).
There’s something I haven’t told you about me, but it’s going to come up sooner or later, so I’d just as soon get it out in the light: I’m kind of a jackass. Not in the “picks on little kids” sense or even the “roller blades in the back of a moving semi” sense.
More in the “persistently looks for satisfaction in the ephemeral (only 4 syllables, you two.)” sense. The “I realize Christ, unlike medical school, academic inquiry, or social gratification, comes to me but still I’m not always feeling it so much” sense. Which puts me on the dumb side of jackass.
So, I’m glad we have that out in the open, internet.
And thanks to Gateway for inspiring my online confessions. Without you, I’d be posting an Onion headline now.
Always yours and His,
Tim

