In case you missed it the first time:

This tumbl is not from my current tumblr, despite what intuition may tell you. I have a new tumblr. It is here.

I know I’ve been cold and distant this past year.

But let’s make a fresh start

These were pure white three hours ago.

These were pure white three hours ago.

ptbruiser:

petrellica:

nogoodboyo:

andrewmcclain:

harrietmwelsch:

uprightcitizens | heresyourhost | kflagg | tinybirds




you can be my black cake boss tonight.

this is the most quality caption. you are a genius shannon.

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT FLOUR.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.


The best living or dead, hands down, ahh? Let’s talk more bread right now, ahh? 

Ain’t no question if I want it, I knead it.

Taking my inner child, I’m fighting for custard, see
With these responsibilities that they entrusted me
As I look down at my flaky-crusted treats.

I treat the batch the way the government treats AIDS, I won’t be satisfied til all my n——s get it, get it?

The way I knead dough, I could stand here in a speedo and look like a cookin’ hero!

ptbruiser:

petrellica:

nogoodboyo:

andrewmcclain:

harrietmwelsch:

uprightcitizens | heresyourhost | kflagg | tinybirds

you can be my black cake boss tonight.

this is the most quality caption. you are a genius shannon.

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT FLOUR.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.

The best living or dead, hands down, ahh?
Let’s talk more bread right now, ahh?

Ain’t no question if I want it, I knead it.

Taking my inner child, I’m fighting for custard, see

With these responsibilities that they entrusted me

As I look down at my flaky-crusted treats.

I treat the batch the way the government treats AIDS, I won’t be satisfied til all my n——s get it, get it?

The way I knead dough, I could stand here in a speedo and look like a cookin’ hero!

andrewmcclain:

harrietmwelsch:

uprightcitizens | heresyourhost | kflagg | tinybirds




you can be my black cake boss tonight.

this is the most quality caption. you are a genius shannon.

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT FLOUR.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.


The best living or dead, hands down, ahh? Let’s talk more bread right now, ahh? 

Ain’t no question if I want it, I knead it.

andrewmcclain:

harrietmwelsch:

uprightcitizens | heresyourhost | kflagg | tinybirds

you can be my black cake boss tonight.

this is the most quality caption. you are a genius shannon.

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT FLOUR.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.

The best living or dead, hands down, ahh?
Let’s talk more bread right now, ahh?

Ain’t no question if I want it, I knead it.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Sufjan Stevens - “He Woke Me Up Again”

As a side note, here’s a fact for the benefit of my remaining followers: All that’s required to maintain 97% of your followership is about one post every other month.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

andrewmcclain:

Down By The Water by The Decemberists

Brand new single from their upcoming album “The King Is Dead,” out in January.

Go download it for free from their website!

I’m always okay with The Decemberists just hanging out in musical stasis. It makes me think that we (I?) sometimes place a little too much value on musical development and progress. The Decemberists have a clearly defined schtick and obviously we can count on them to deliver on it consistently for six LPs now.

I can only assume that Aubry took and then posted this as my desktop background so that I wouldn’t forget to share it with you.

I can only assume that Aubry took and then posted this as my desktop background so that I wouldn’t forget to share it with you.

Tags: chick-fil-a

Honesty on Craigslist is such a breath of fresh air.

Honesty on Craigslist is such a breath of fresh air.

So,

people are still tumbling, huh?

Huh.

Tags: whoknew